Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
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He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
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this is an emotional support booty call
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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