I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
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Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
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I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
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