just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
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we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
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That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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