can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
either way he was missing a nipple.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
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We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
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Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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