one two three fourrrrnication!
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
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our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
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my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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