Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
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You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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