well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
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I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
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it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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