Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
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gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
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Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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