We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
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At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
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I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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