I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
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So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
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Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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