Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
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I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
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I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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