her vagine was all disorganized.
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
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I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
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after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
FUCK WHALES
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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