Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
She is in my trunk
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
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Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
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I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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