I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
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chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
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sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
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