Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
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sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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