mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
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it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
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spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
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