I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
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Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
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me + whiskey = a bad person
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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