clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
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i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
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If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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