Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
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She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
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Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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