ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
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I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
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Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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