you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
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I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
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I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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