did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Who died my cat blue again?
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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