he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
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I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
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Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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