k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
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At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
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My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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