I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
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My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
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I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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