How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I could make wine with my vomit
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
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Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
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I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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