He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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