i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
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I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
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