Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
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I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
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You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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