that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
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No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
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the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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