My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Life is so much better after having sex.
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yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
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Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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