Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
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Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
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I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
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