I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
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Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
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I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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