i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
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She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
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You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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