can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
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But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
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I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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