I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
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woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
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MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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