rhymes with "ouble enetration"
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
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I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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