You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
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New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
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Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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