Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
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I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
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It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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