I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
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His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
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Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
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