So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
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my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
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He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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