I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
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dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
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His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
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