i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
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i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
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Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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