He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
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Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
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My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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