What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
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I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
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Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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