The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
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I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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