We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
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i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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