so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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