One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
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He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
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can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
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