Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
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I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
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The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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